Liberals vs. Conservatives

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Liberals are more accepting of alternative  lifestyles such as being gay. Economically they want entitlement programs; they want the government to help the poor and elderly more.

Conservatives are more about deregulation and cutting entitlement programs. They are more religious: against same sex marriage and are pro-life.

The question that is being debated is: You’re walking down a deserted street. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is heading straight for you. You miraculously have a gun in your hand. What do you do?

Liberal: Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question. Does the man look poor or immoralized? Have I done anything to him that is making him want to attack me? Could I run away? Is there a possibility I can just hit him with the gun and maybe knock the knife out of his hand? Does he want to kill me or just wound me? This is just too over my head. I’m going to have to think about this for a few days.

Conservative: I’d shoot him. BANG!

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